"Edge City"
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Another one coming down.
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Hang on.
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THE MASK
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I got those...
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concert tickets you wanted.
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You're kidding!
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For Friday night?
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Stanley, this is great.
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What time do I pick you up?
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Here's the thing.
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My best girlfriend is here
and she'd die to go to this...
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so could we get an extra ticket
for her?
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They're sold out. That means
there's no more.
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I can't let her sit home all alone.
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I'll tell you what.
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Go with your friend.
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I couldn't do that.
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No, come on.
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Stanley, you are the nicest guy.
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Really, you are.
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- Isn't he the nicest guy?
- The best.
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That was the most sickening display
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- I've ever seen.
- I disagree.
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I'm wearing her down.
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Buddy, you need a little
change of pace.
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Tonight, I'll take you
on a love safari.
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Deep into the darkest heart
of the urban jungle.
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Tell me more, bwana.
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The Coco Bongo Club.
Hottest new joint in town.
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Only the creme de la creme
need apply.
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- How do we get in?
- Are you kidding?
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Leave it to me.
Trust me, buddy.
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This is going to be the perfect...
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night on the town.
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Hold the phone.
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Killer at three o'clock.
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Stand back and observe.
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Where do I open an account?
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New accounts, right here.
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You're lucky, I was on my way out--
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Hold this for me, please?
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I'll hold anything you want.
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Can you help me?
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So...
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what kind of account do you want?
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Well, I'm not sure exactly. I'm
just terrible with things like that.
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That's an interesting tie, Mister...
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Ipkiss, Stanley Ipkiss.
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Tina Carlyle, it's a pleasure.
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Pleasure's all mine.
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May I?
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What?
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I'm such a mess.
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Oh, of course.
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That's what they're there for.
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As I was saying, that tie...
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reminds me of those,
what do you call it, ink blot tests.
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- A Rorschach test.
- Right.
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It sort of looks like...
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a young woman riding bareback.
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Sort of...
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Lady Godiva or something.
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Of course.
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What do you see, Mr. Ipkiss?
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I don't know.
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Bright colors...
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It's a power tie.
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Supposed to make you feel...
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powerful.
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Does it work?
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Now, how about that account?
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We have...
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several different plans.
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Savings.
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Checking.
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Savings and checking.
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Savings and CD's.

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Checking and CD's.
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Savings, checking and CD's.
T-Bills.
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Or we can throw your money
in a big mattress.
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Now, I have some forms
for you to fill out.
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That's it, sweetheart.
Now just a little bit to the right.
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Keep it down back there.
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We'll try.
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- What do you think?
- Layout's not bad. But...
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the motion detectors are a pain.
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But you can pull this off, right?
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You talking to the Doctor.
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I do have one question.
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Which is?
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What's Niko have to say about this?
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Nothing.
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- This isn't his grift.
- Get real, man.
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Everything is his grift.
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He owns you, he owns this club,
he owns this whole stinking town.
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Things change.
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You mess with Niko, you end up
taking a dirt nap.
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He's the only one who's napping...
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and I'm about to give him
a serious wake-up call.
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But we need cash...
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so first we take the bank...
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then we take Niko...
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and then, my friend,
school is out.
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And this whole city is our playground.
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Bub, watch where you're going!
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Hang on, hang on!
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Don't get your panties in a twist.
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What the hell is it?
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I don't know...
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about seven hundred bucks, eh?
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Now, what can I do for you, bub?
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I'm here for the Civic.
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The brake drums are shot
and you need a new transmission.
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What?!
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All I wanted was an oil change.
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Lucky we caught these problems
before they caused serious trouble.
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Sign right here, and press down hard.
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- There's no price.
- There will be.
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I've no car.
I need a car tonight.
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Bring around the loaner.
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The loaner?
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The loaner?
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It's a classic.
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Gals, meet my buddy Stanley Ipkiss